Leo Pollitts mother

the fittest woman alive
10/10 shag and rolls a cracking joint

i shagged leo pollitts mother last night

great shag

by cocklicker111 May 27, 2021

Fairy squad mother

The oldest member of a squad who showers younger squad members with advice, affection, and food.

Whenever I need advice, I call upon Judy, the fairy squad mother, to help me with my problem.

by sammieesmiless January 6, 2016

Mother in law race

A car race, often held in conjunction with a demolition derby, e.g. at a county fair. The cars are junkers. The drivers are blindfolded (yes, blindfolded). There's a second person in the back seat of each car, the "mother in law", who shouts directions at the driver. "Gas!" "Left!" "Brake!" Hilarity ensues.

They're going to have a mother in law race at the fair this year! Whooo doggy!!

by Sticky the Clown April 29, 2011

Accelerando mother fucker

Phrase used by music nerds who also have road rage.

That old lady was driving so slow I shouted, "accelerando mother fucker," in the hopes she would speed up.

by Buzzkill7 October 11, 2017

HP MOTHER FUCKER

Something you shout out when you are with a group of friends when crazy shit just went down, and you dont know what to say.

Jim: Dude, watch this
Taylor: what r you doing? AH!
Jim: hahahahahahahha!
Taylor: was that a fire cracker that almost fucking hit my ear or did u? What the fuck just happened!
Jim: That was so
Taylor: So what?
Jim: HP MOTHER FUCKER!

badass HP Mother fucker O MY FUCKING GOD
HP MOTHER FUCKER

by Grams69. June 28, 2009

ur brother a mother

This insult will obliterate your opponent and wipe them off the face of the universe. Even the most daring souls never speak of this sentence out of fear of its power. The Pandora's Box of insults.

John: Ur mom gay
Frank: Ur dad lesbian
John: Ur granny tranny
Frank: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Frank: Ur brother a mother
(Frank's skin is melted off his face; The universe implodes)

by Soggy Slopster March 16, 2018

Adios Mother Fucker

A drink containing a very large amount of alcohol. The name supposedly comes from what the bartender could say when he serves you one. Google for recipes. Sometimes abbreviated as AMF.

I think I had a couple of Adios Mother Fuckers last night but I don't remember exactly.

by G. Brandt May 15, 2006