Smack Rat

Smack rat. A person who has an appearance strikingly similar to that of a rat and just so happened to partake in copious amounts of smack (opioids)

Often a cold hearted fellow who would give their left arm for a packet of baccy and a spam fritter.

(Say in a vicious and raspy voice as an insult)

Person-Here, I wish they would stop being so horrible
Person 2- Don't worry mate, they're a fucking Smack Rat

by Noice9874 September 7, 2019

Phone Smack

When you pull out your phone just to smack a bitch

He pissed me off, so I phone smacked him like a bitch

by Jack Dude 47 May 14, 2018

jerk smack

(verb) The process of ejaculation on ones face, and then proceeding to enthusiastically attack said face with palm of hand.

(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.

Bro, Becky is into some freaky shit. Last night she asked me to jerk smack her for the first time. Not gonna lie, I was into it.

by ulmus May 16, 2018

national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass

Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day

by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018

I'ma smack

To be angry or to want to smack someone

I was at the store and someone took the last easy Mac so I yelled I'ma smack because I am mad and I want to smack him

by Fun llama April 17, 2018

whiff smack

the act of masturbation to completion while sniffing another's undergarments

My gf wouldn't blow me, so I grabbed a pair of her crusty panties and whiff smacked it until I covered her face with hot ropes of jizz.

by gherkinclit December 23, 2017

smacking pipes

When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.

“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay”
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”

by XineOhp January 10, 2018