Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
by Step lupid July 12, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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apple smacks

A joke in context to the honey smacks joke
You:Hey Billy ya want some apple smacks?
Billy:Yeah sure
You:*smacks* there you go
by Rider349 October 25, 2018
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Peanut Butter Smack

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.
Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”
by RX1D August 16, 2021
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