You read Moara cu Noroc? Samandau is the coolest pork boss. A powerfull mafia boss. A very cool guy. Sămandau
in Romania. But now for real. The ones who use this word are stupid.
in Romania. But now for real. The ones who use this word are stupid.
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Person 1: Hey bro wanna be my Salentine?
Person 2: Sure! I just hope I’m not tonight’s big loser again…
Person 2: Sure! I just hope I’m not tonight’s big loser again…
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‘Bro is that Samantha Brodka??’
‘Yeah man I heard her boyfriend is a sick guy though’
‘I know wish I was him’
‘Yeah man I heard her boyfriend is a sick guy though’
‘I know wish I was him’
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Guy: Wow Samantha is hot. Nice knockers.
Guy2: Do you like her?
Guy: No.
*2 months later*
Guy2: Me and her have been talking a lot and I'm starting to like her.
Guy: I'm dating her.
Guy2: You knew I liked her...
Guy: Yeah but she didn't like you back so-
Guy2: Do you like her?
Guy: No.
*2 months later*
Guy2: Me and her have been talking a lot and I'm starting to like her.
Guy: I'm dating her.
Guy2: You knew I liked her...
Guy: Yeah but she didn't like you back so-
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