ghost ride

A bunch of retards who run around next to their car while its still moving.

Bob: Did you just see that f**kin idiot?
Fred: Oh, you mean the guy with a t shirt so big it looked like a dress, running next to his hoopty-ass cheverolet?
Bob: Yeah, that guy. He's ghost riding his whip.
Fred: Ghost ride huh? F**kin idiot.

by oakland bob fred November 24, 2007

slap the belly ride the waves

slap the belly ride the waves a term to describe a fat man or woman and the rippling effect given when slapped in the belly or just a long word for fat

look at her she's slap the belly ride the waves

or y'al right slap the belly ride the waves

by vintage tard October 21, 2004

i just copt new shoes fo my ride

i just got new tires for my car

by angel September 25, 2003

Ride the Shark

Ride and/ or do tricks on a small, die cast plastic skateboard from the Santa Monica/ Del Mar skateboarding era. Such 'sharks' are used usually for powersliding or bombing (quickly riding down) hills. Also can be used for...

- manuals
- endovers
- nosemanuals
- hang tens
- shuffles
- two handers
- napslides
- burt slides
- 360s
- one wheeled tricks of any kind
- handwalks
- handstands
- other such tricks

I feel the need to ride the shark and bomb a hill.

by Andrew Haskell January 19, 2006

Rider's Knob

Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.

"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

Rhode Island Choker

Basically a backwards donkey punch. While the guy is getting head he grabs the chick's neck and, squeezing down as hard as he can, begins to throat-fuck her until she passes out. The guy will then usually finish off with a Cleveland steamer.

Damn, I pulled the Rhode Island Choker on Suzie last night-- it was fucking amazing!

by Jon Crocker March 28, 2009

Ride the white horse

Slang in Korea referring to sex with a white woman

Jihoon: man I would love to ride the white horse.
Kim: me too

by \\\\\mina July 17, 2021