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On the Square

A Freemasonic term based on the square level used by ancient & modern stone masons. According to "Encyclopedia of Freemasonry, Vol II, Albert Mackey" the meaning of the square is:

"... In Freemasonry, it is a symbol of morality. This is its general signification, and is applied in various ways: 1. It presents itself to the neophyte as one of the three great lights; 2. To the Fellow-Craft as one of his working tools; 3. To the Master Mason as the official emblem of the Master of the Lodge" (Enc. of Freemasonry Vol II, Albert Mackey pp. 708)

Thus, the term "on the square" is much the same as "squared away," or "fair and square." To talk to a person "on the square" means to talk in a blunt and straightforward manner, as not to beat around the bush.
Let's talk 'on the square' (to speak candidly, bluntly, and in a straightforward manner)
by SerenityJosh February 27, 2025
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square mom

Square mom-best mom
A triangle mom isn't as great as a square mom
by nir5117 August 3, 2017
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square dancing

Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4
I need to get some strange. I'm tired of square dancing.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 4, 2021
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Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.
Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.
by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012
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Square root of 2

1.414...
Square root of 2(√2): hi 1/7
1/7: hi √2
√2: lets invite pi and e!
1/7: ok??
(pi,e,and √2 secretly planns to kill 1/7)
pi,e: hi there :)
pi: im 3.141592653...
e: im 2.718281828...
√2: im 1.414213562...
We never repeat!
1/7: im a repeated 857142...
Pi: just killing you thats alll
√2: kills 1/7
e: Bye have a great time
by ppgpp110 July 9, 2021
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E.D. squared

E. D. squared is when your Explosive Diarrhea causes you to also have Erectile Dysfunction.
Hey Chickenbag and Jerrycurl, my Explosive Diarrhea is so bad I can't get a hard on. I have E.D. squared.
by SJL123 August 13, 2020
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bt squared

-big tits to the second power; really big titties
-name used to refer to a girl with big tits
-this biddy let me titty fuck her bt squared last night

-i had very romantic intercourse with bt squared a fortnight ago.
by biddiestitties October 19, 2010
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