Throat Goblin

a goblin that likes throats.

omg she a fkn throat goblin.

by ainad69 March 6, 2023

Hoe Goblin

a incredibly short person who steals the worlds supply of hoes and leaves none for the rest of us

ur mother is the biggest hoe goblin this town has ever seen

by trlyhis July 16, 2023

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 21, 2023

giggidy goblin gas

very good weed, usually purple, incredibly pungent smell and highly crystalline trichomes that are visible with the naked eye that gets you blazed like your first rip of a dab pen.

this is a mf giggidy goblin gas bag dude.

i'm so stoned i can't feel my face :))

nice one man.

by montague.avi August 6, 2023

Penny Goblin

A goblin that steals your pennies if you drop them.

Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny!

by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020

Fantazynny goblin

Someone who beats ass in fantasy football and throws upper deckers in the top shelf so suffocate their opponent. Bangs your mother.

You don’t want to play Landon. I heard he’s a fantaszynny goblin. Fantazynny goblin is someone who refuses to lose.

by Ka smiteeey August 23, 2023

door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.

Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.

by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020