Misty moon

The act of one putting their bare ass inches from someone's face , farting and most importantly spraying a brown fecal mist.

Ex 1. Before I called her a cab this morning. I drank a big glass of expired milk , then gave that broad a misty moon.

Ex 2. I got that fool good. I misty mooned his ass when he was sleeping

by Cheesy placenta February 4, 2020

Moon Bag

The bag of profits you secure from an investment that has mooned.

Bro my crypto went up a kajillion percent. Cashed out a nice moon bag. Gonna go buy a Lambo now. Skrrt skrrt!

by LowerCasel September 5, 2021

Chocolate moon

When you moon someone and get a bout of explosive dioria

"Hey look its a convertable, give him a chocolate moon."

by Datoneboi December 5, 2016

Moon fish

Floating poo in the sea; Poo in the sea

Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moon fish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.

by RogueN December 4, 2011

Moon Balloon

When you moon someone with a tampon in

Sara took her mischief to a new level while on her period and moon ballooned the whole bar.

by Scrvydarg March 26, 2021

left of the moon

A word like werd or cool or whack - it doesn't mean anything. But it does.

This guy - "Yo dude, what's up? How's the band?"
Awesome guy - "Oh, pretty sweet, left of the moon, you get what I'm sayin?"

by TheKhakiN8R July 7, 2008

milky moon

When your man slaps your face with his cummy dick and he does it so many times that you develop moon craters on your face that are filled with cum

I love when he whips out his big milky moon.

by Big foot forest October 3, 2017