Rob minute

Cumming in 10 seconds or less

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.

by x addict3d x January 20, 2016

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

5 minute fraud

Yuta Okkotsu.

"Yuta, the 5 minute fraud."

by vyevd8 December 28, 2023

5 burgers minutes

5 burger minutes means approximately an hour

How long does it need to be cooked?
" 5 burgers minutes"

by ThatguySy March 11, 2025

minutes of last meeting

Bog skid marks

Ere who just left the minutes of last meeting in the shitter

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

20 Minute Challenge

Shitting, jerking-off, showering, shaving, and getting dressed, all within 20 minutes.

Guy 1: Hey, we gotta leave in 20 minutes.
Guy 2: Alright, I guess it's time for the 20 Minute Challenge

by MCGymNastY September 4, 2016

Djay Minute

A very long time; forever

The bartender took a djay minute trying to find music to play

by Aero23smith May 7, 2018