May 27

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

by Letmeeaturdick April 28, 2022

May 19

National give your friend a hug DAY!!

May 19 thx for the hug

by Hi Luis May 18, 2022

May 31

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

by Bigboyyyyyyyyyiii May 31, 2022

Cheese may

Drama or tea someone’s about to spill mostly family drama

:omg did you hear ____ named their kid after there dead sisters kid? :cheese may time ladies!

by RORO_thatbiss01 July 31, 2021

William May

He is thiiicccc

WIlliam May is defined as a thiiicccc boi

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020

May 18th

May 18th is the official Julie day. It is the day we celebrate all the julies, and give them some extra looove. If you know someone named Julie, give them a hug on this day. That is importsant.

Frida: Omg, Julie, it's your day today! Do you want a hug?
Julie: Yes please. I would kill for a good huggie right now!

Frida: Does anyone know what day it is?
Peter: it's the international Julie day!
parker: Oh, I have to go hug Julie, my mom.
Bruce: Oh it's May 18th!

Julie: thank you for hugging me.

by Peepee Parker May 11, 2021

May 30th

National Be nice to your boyfriend day

boyfriend: it’s may 30th
girlfriend: so what?
boyfriend: that means you have to be nice to me

by reallybigcheese May 30, 2021