Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.

"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"

by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017

A Last Night Name

An alias for when you get down and dirty and need to keep your identity a secret.

I didn't want that girl to look me up on Facebook the next day and try to friend me- so I used a Last Night Name

by Iguana Mama July 29, 2018

Quinn Last

Quinn Last is a very top notch insult to any annoying person. A Quinn Last can also be called a Quinn. A Quinn/Quinn Last is very short and typically considered a midget. A Quinn is also very bad at wresting. Quinns have a wrestling rival typically called Michael Jones/Michael Ruby. Their rival is better than them hence why a Quinn is called Quinn LAST and a Michael Ruby is called Michael RUBY. A Quinn is also generally hated on because of the really cringy youtube channel they own which is co owned by a Muhib. The first ever Quinn Last was found in a place near a school called Heart Lake Secondary school. A Quinn is also generally homosexual and have no friends. They can also not handle a joke which is why no one likes Quinns. Do not mistake this word for the name Quinn as it could be offensive.

ms. Blackshaw: "You have failed your exam Mazin, you will have to stay back a grade."
Mazin: "F you ms. Blackshaw! You are a shitty teacher, I got the exam right because I studied for 69 hours straight!"
Ms. Blackshaw: "Step outside the class Mazin."
Mazin: "Your a shit teacher and I hope you know that you are a Quinn Last just like Mr. Osei Akoto!"

by XxWaheb42069xX August 8, 2018

Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.

Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?

by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018

Last regret blunt

Smoking a last regret blunt will
Make you think about the last thing that you regreted

Homie: aye you hit this last regret blunt
You: damn I should of told her how I felt before it was too late

by Sendtheweedthroughthemail September 23, 2018

Da Vinci´s last brush

When you´re sitting on a toilette, detaching poop which is too long to slide away, and it´s falling straight ahead,

12 o´clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

„Oh look ! Shaquille O’Neal uses some of his Da Vinci´s last brush to cover his little sons pimpels."

by Benschaminbensch April 28, 2018

Da Vinci's last brush

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."

by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018