Michael Jordan

A bad-ass player who wants to win.

Any player that can play at his level.

by Saints September 15, 2003

michael jordan

A 23" chrome rim that goes on cars.

Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans
thats 23's! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring

-Field Mob, HATERS

by Lil Jon April 29, 2004

Jordan (female)

Jordan is a girl who will play any guy that likes her. She could give 0 fucks about someone who has a crush on her. She likes to have a crush on a guy she has no chances with. When she does date someone she acts like but doesnt have feelings for her bf. When she dates someone she will still have a crush on a guy she has no chances with.

Jordan (female)
Guy1: I think I have a crush on jordan.
Guy2: She will play you like a toy.

by Jordanhater#1 October 29, 2019

Michael Jordan

GOD

Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan

by nbafanboi_23 October 12, 2009

Jordan/Jordon

A fuckboy no matter who he is.... not even skin color

Dont date him he's such a jordan/jordon

by Cam1404 December 04, 2015

Michael Jordan

The only man who could beat god in a game of one-on-one.

Michael Jordan just hit a 20 foot fadeaway jumpshot with three defenders in his face for his 55th point.

by Sonicoed May 10, 2017

Louis Jordan

A low profile way of refering to marajuana over text or message. Louis Jordan was a jazz singer from the 40's, who more than likely smoked a lot of weed. For the fear of being caught texting or messaging about pot, just say Louis Jordan because it carries the same syllables as marajuana.

Marty: Hey, sell me some Louis Jordan.

Doc: Great Scott!!!

by SebWhoCoinedaPhrase July 14, 2011