Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.
Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
by Car washer February 08, 2020
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Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.
The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.
by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019
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Green-Car

It means go for it you dummy. Ask them out. What are you waiting for? The worst they can say is no. Or burn your house down. Either way what could go wrong?
Want them to ask you out? Tell them to look up Green-Car on Urban dictionary, maybe they'll get the hint. Or not depends if their smart enough... or just have common sense.
by thatonegirlfromhighschool October 17, 2020
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Brian's Car

A car that smells like complete ass because of the amount of cigars smoked inside.
Drew: Fuck Brians driving tonight!
Patrick: Is that bad?
Drew: Yea, its Brian's car .
by Drew63884849969 May 19, 2016
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Car Insurance

When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.
We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?
by Condomant May 25, 2023
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Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car
Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop
by Fwtxritaa April 03, 2023
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Car shagger

Another driver that wants to try and prolapse your vehicle,

Usually young vw golf drivers, all bmw drivers, van drivers or everyone in an indian neighbourhood

They will try and shaft the rear of your vehicle until they can get past and then do it to another vehicle gaining no further distance other than the length of your car
I wish this car shagger in his van would get out my arse

I hate seeing this ugly car shaggers face in all 3 of my rear view mirrors, i could crash with how ugly they are and it's putting me off!

I'm going to slam my brakes on if this car shagger carries on in my rear
by Stereotypical Psueudonym October 07, 2017
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