Ball Kicking Feet

A person who has feet that look like they were made to kick men’s balls. They’re hot enough that a man would willingly let you kick him in the nuts.

Jake: I’m really into ballbusting actually

Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?

Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?

Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!

by Bust More Balls June 10, 2024

Frusted feet

When you have the sudden urge to stick your feet in fire

Man and family are watching a movie and have a fire place
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire

Woman: what’s wrong

Man: I just got frusted feet

by Fred rickety June 5, 2018

liquor store feet

When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.

Ewww! You have fucking liquor store feet! Go shower bitch!

by FresnoGuy November 3, 2015

Jerusalem Feet

A nickname for people who have dirty soles and heels, resembling those of people who lived in biblical times. Typically the result of walking in sandals all day and not washing off the excess filth afterwards.

Guy: Goddamn, my wife climbed into bed last night with dirt ass heels and toes looking like she had Jerusalem Feet.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 11, 2025

Vanilla feet

Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.

Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.

Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.

by pigsblood January 25, 2015

Pounding feet

When you thrust your dick in between someone's feet as hard and as fast as possible until you cum.

I couldn't make it to the party I was home pounding feet. I was at home thrusting in between my girlfriends feet because I'm not right.

by Don J Velociraptor October 10, 2021

your feeted because you have feet

its a dumb joke I made up

your feeted because you have feet means that well you have feet please dislike if you agree it does not make sense

by Helolo October 17, 2025