graham cracker

A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".

A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.

by ButtersB February 18, 2022

cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 17, 2008

uppity crackers

A stupid honkey that wont keep itz mouth shut

by Jimmy Urine August 2, 2003

cracker communist

A white communist who think's because he's far left he can't be racist or homophobic, thus alienating social minorities within communist organizations.

When Huey P. Newton attended a conference of the Progressive Labour Party, all he saw were a bunch of dogmatic cracker communists.

by Buzberry April 27, 2019

cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.

"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"

by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014

Wheat cracker

Used to describe a black person that acts overly white.

Dude 1: "Did you see Carlton on the Fresh Prince?"
Dude 2: "Man, that is one crazy wheat cracker!"

by Pat Mg Roin December 5, 2010

Cracker-Jackass

1) The guy selling Cracker Jack at Fenway who runs down the aisle then screams at the bottom "WHO WANTS CRACKER JACKS??"

2) The guy at Fenway who stands up during an at-bat to wave down the Craker Jack vendor so his kid/girlfriend/gay lover can fish through the box for a prize.

3) see also Crunch n' Ass-Munch

"Hey, sit down cracker-jackass!!"

by barry mcsorely April 24, 2009