Axle cracker

A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.
I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!
by meow2u3 August 25, 2010
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cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.
Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker
by roger cole January 15, 2008
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uppity crackers

A stupid honkey that wont keep itz mouth shut
by Jimmy Urine August 03, 2003
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cracker communist

A white communist who think's because he's far left he can't be racist or homophobic, thus alienating social minorities within communist organizations.
When Huey P. Newton attended a conference of the Progressive Labour Party, all he saw were a bunch of dogmatic cracker communists.
by Buzberry April 28, 2019
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cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.
"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"
by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014
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Wheat cracker

Used to describe a black person that acts overly white.
Dude 1: "Did you see Carlton on the Fresh Prince?"
Dude 2: "Man, that is one crazy wheat cracker!"
by Pat Mg Roin December 05, 2010
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moose cracker

an epithet, generally spoken in anger/surprise at something going wrong
Son of a moose cracker, that stupid driver cut me off
by moosecracker October 16, 2007
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