ass cancer

Dutch: what killed Farrah Fawcett?

Ivan: ass cancer
by IrishTwink June 14, 2024
mugGet the ass cancermug.

Cancer

One of the worst diseases....it takes the lives of people you love. People with diabetes complain, but im sorry cancer is worse!!!
I can't believe cancer ruins lives.
by AllegraB April 11, 2017
mugGet the Cancermug.

ink cancer

in the non asia language, ink cancer is the scientific name for cancer caused by ink in pens.
sorry domica, but ink cancer is a thing.
by bootyhandler101 November 14, 2019
mugGet the ink cancermug.

cancer cake

A cake the look good on the outside but will most likly kill you after the fisrt bite. the mane ingrediants are sewage water and radioactive waste and whatever you can find in the trash for example tampons, rotten fruit, dead rodents and and used condoms
Fag 1:Dude try this cancer cake
Fag 2: NO
by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 19, 2016
mugGet the cancer cakemug.

cancer i munden

When Rasmus has a bad day and his teeth hurts.
"Cancer i munden". "oh Rasmus has a bad day".
by The Dicktonary GOD aka JEPPE September 25, 2017
mugGet the cancer i mundenmug.

Cancerous

When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.

This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.

This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.

This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.

This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
That tv show is cancerous!

This cake is cancerous!
These cigarettes are cancerous.
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022
mugGet the Cancerousmug.

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
mugGet the Mary's Cancermug.

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