Transylvanian Bread Maker

When you are performing oral sex on a woman while wearing fake teeth and while she has a yeast infection.

My throat has been itching since I gave her a transylvanian bread maker.

by Clark TKK December 23, 2010

Wonder Bread

a slang term for a white person. kind of like 'NIGGA', it is used by white people as nigga is for black peeps.

dude one: hey wonder bread
dude two: what ho?.. haha
dude one: haha wats up

by jake kosorok October 16, 2006

bread baked

a phrase meaning the act of getting one's hair cut

"Hey Duvall, I see you got your bread baked."

by Woozlee December 15, 2008

bread barrier

got the decorateor in. On the blob. Time of the month. Womens troubles

spoon? Bread barrier. Has anyone got a sanitary towel? bread barrier

by kmaid May 8, 2008

Bread Crap

The breading used for poptarts. It tastes like feces, and looks like sand. Dont eat it. Eat Fat tarts.

"Dude, they put so much bread crap on my poptart."

by mr.wiget September 27, 2009

Brady Bunch Syndrome

Someone who has ongoing fantasies about the new step children and in-laws melding together into a cohesive family unit even though the family members of your new spouse think you and your children are pieces of shit... and you and your children continually prove them to be correct.

What the hell was he thinking when he married that obnoxious sarcastic bitch? That leech has the Brady Bunch Syndrome and keeps trying to force herself and her demon offspring into our family functions; and every time they're around they just throw insults and try to start fights.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

brady bunched

had sex with multiple members of the same family

I totally brady bunched her, her sister, and her mom.

by bob spawn August 28, 2012