Annoying Blonde Girl 

They will think that they're all that, but in reality they're so, uhh idk stupid I guess

You know that Annoying Blonde Girl Mia?
Yeah they're such a bitch I hate the mso much i hope hte ayt the ydie !!

Annoying Blonde Girl by jimmychunga June 22, 2024

Trauma Blonding 

Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized

I went to the salon today for some trauma blonding it was a great session. I left blonde and happy.

Trauma Blonding by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024

camouflage blonde 

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

camouflage blonde by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

camouflage blonde 

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

camouflage blonde by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism

Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"

Mindful Blonde by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025

rolled in blonde 

I made a big stupid newbie mistake

I made such a big mistake it was like I had rolled in blonde.

rolled in blonde by blonde southerner March 17, 2009

long faced blonde 

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

long faced blonde by Salty capt. January 26, 2018