meat beater

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!

Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater

by Alexy Hanson is gay April 8, 2019

Husband Beater

A wife beater worn by a gay man.

Guy one: I think Adam lambert is wearing a wife beater
guy two: more like Husband Beater

by Dhiggz May 15, 2010

beepers

Term used in online chats, forums, or blogs referring to bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder.

Us beepers are so HOT! our fucked up personalities totally maximize how we look.

by dissociation July 14, 2014

Fat Belter

When a persons belly fat hangs over their belt.

Check out that fat belter on the stair master.

by Butt Splinter January 23, 2003

Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.

I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!

by The Popesicle February 17, 2008

beefer

adj.
1. A guy or girl who is WAY too muscular/large/tall for their own good.
2. A goodlooking guy (tall, muscular).

1. HOLY SHIT! That chick on the softball team is a frieken BEEFER! Watch out!
2. Daaaaamn dude he's a beefer...hook it up.

by Andrea August 7, 2004

kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.

Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job

by josh holts May 12, 2004