your mom

typically used in-jokes or roast

person 1 your mom

Person 2 no your mom

by oldslider 556 June 02, 2021

Your Mom

Your Mom is used as a Joke/Insult most of the time. It usually doesn't make sense but is funny.

Guy: Damn, Kim Kardashian's Ass is F A T
Another Guy: Not as fat as your Mom's!

by somethingornothingYT December 02, 2021

Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.

Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."

by October 01, 2021

your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 December 11, 2017

your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY

your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.

by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020

your mom

the lady i fucked last night

“oh yah your mom she know how to do it right”

by yourmomthebomb.com June 15, 2019