New York Happy Meal

WHen you take a dirty hooker home to get nasty with. you whip out your 10 inch dick and dont use a condom. make sure she is chained to the bed. Shit in her nostrols and piss in her mouth so she cannot breathe. Wait till she passes out and then you call a plumber.

The plumber unplugs her and then repeats the same action. SHe is still passed out/DEAD when you pick her up and have a 3some with her.

Next take her to New York City and throw her in a dumpster behind a McDonalds.

Now a few months later on the news you hear about a kid who had a dead hooker in his happy meal. YOUR WELCOME!

Yeah a few months ago me and a plumber gave her a New York Happy Meal

by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 9, 2011

1 York

The best place in the world to party. Known for excessive drinking of Lakeport Lager, heart-to hearts and a damn nice front hall. Governed by the 4 Hoursemen, and frequently visited by Hall of Famers.

Guy1 - "where you drinking tonight?"
Guy2 - "where else but 1 York"
Guy1 - "Say no more man"
Guy2 - "Mint That"

by Wayne Gretzky August 4, 2004

New York

Means "single" in a Facebook status game by girls. Paris means in love, Berlin means unhappy and in love.

New York <3

by Ohnij October 22, 2010

New York Minute

A quickie in Central Park

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."

by REAL AMERICAN June 30, 2005

new york smiley

when someone lays on the side of a curb and someone lights their hair on fire and stomps their face in

i was so pissed off i introduced him to a NEW YORK SMILEY

by tits magoo February 2, 2008

New York Bell

A codename for a Jew that has cock warts, from New York.

I heard that adam had new york bell.

by nathan111 February 22, 2010

New York 5-second warning

The red arrow that shows up on some New York traffic lights to let drivers and pedestrians know that vehicles aren't permitted to turn. Considered unsafe for drivers and pedestrians alike because five seconds is hardly enough time for a driver to make a complete stop.

Why can't the DOT make those red arrow signals at least fifteen seconds long?! I hate those New York 5-second warnings!

by pentozali December 29, 2011