Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Number one Jungkook stan

It’s Keira. Keira is THE biggest Jungkook Stan on earth and there is no fighting that

Person 1: Ohh it’s Keira!

Person 2: the NUMBER ONE Jungkook Stan?!

by WorldwideJk November 19, 2021

Number Kink

1. Something about how numbers make you feel, makes you wanna do the devil's tango

-Multiplying, dividing, just numbers.

Something about those numbers man. I think I have a number kink.

by bonkbonkboop October 18, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

number of genders

Something that is impossible to count. Should one confidently declare a definite number of genders, a war based on identity politics will begin.

Reporter: "What number of genders are there?"
Liberal: (insert number higher than two)
Conservative: "Two."
Centrist: "idk"

by 7568ino February 1, 2025

Punch In Those Numbers

It means anything and everything monks used it, god used it, YOU WILL USE IT.

Guy 1: Punch in those numbers Jeremy or I WILL
Jeremy: I won't let you down dad

by BEAFRAIDCHILD December 11, 2020