A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.
Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~
by Casstoi November 20, 2021
Get the English mastiffmug. Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017
Get the royal english breakfastmug. Used by Europeans, especially from central & eastern Europe, to describe a passive aggressive person who wants to say "no" to a proposition but is either too embarrassed or feeble to come right out with it, so drags things out until you get bored and/or get the message. Based on the alleged characteristic of the English who drift away from parties without really saying "goodbye"
Vlad: these guys have been negotiating for weeks but they never get to a decision
Boris: give up - their giving you the english goodbye, mate
Boris: give up - their giving you the english goodbye, mate
by EMFan August 22, 2023
Get the the english goodbyemug. some dumb class that nobody actually cares about which is probably taught by some dumb nigga named sander, fat mf.
by thickdickdaddy4445 March 10, 2022
Get the English classmug. He Is A Very Hard Kid. He Will Fight Anyone And Anything That Stands In His Way And Is Not Afraid To Put Up A Fight. He Will Harm Anything That Gets In The Way Of Family And Friends
by SlatedSlayer August 22, 2016
Get the bradley englishmug. English or Spanish. A TikTok meme that went viral this summer. Basically someone asks English or Spanish and once they answer u say. “First person to move is gay” usually to the song static by Steve Lacy, and everyone freezes. Unless u openly gay
Person 1: English or Spanish?
Person 2: uh… i guess English.
Person 1: first person to move is gay!
(Everyone freezes until the first person to move moves)
Person 2: uh… i guess English.
Person 1: first person to move is gay!
(Everyone freezes until the first person to move moves)
by Mr.McChicken June 17, 2024
Get the English or Spanishmug. 1. A language treated as a de facto official language by the U.S, New Zealand, Australia, and the UK. It is recognized as a de facto language by multiple countries, though having variations within the rules for each one. It is West Germanic language, which originally began in early medieval England.
2. A term for citizens of England, and the people that reside within that territory.
2. A term for citizens of England, and the people that reside within that territory.
I speak to all of my associates using the English language, which I use with my fellow historians due to its lineage within early medieval England.
I address all of the people within England as the English. It is a popular term, and well-known term to easily address people within England.
I address all of the people within England as the English. It is a popular term, and well-known term to easily address people within England.
by jjthesteve December 13, 2018
Get the Englishmug.