Aunt Jemima Breakfast

When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.

I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!

by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015

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Breakfast Frenzy Flag

Breakfast Frenzy is a period of time when you have to cook a full course traditional ethnic meal for your often famished family and the kitchen is in frenzy mode. The breakfast frenzy flag is risen when you wish to notify dearly loved others that you will be back soon after the crazy period is over and the hungry kinsmen have been fed.

Kippernickum: "Oh gish, the breakfast to prepare, i hope to someday cook my sweetheart bear a lovely meal too. Breakfast Frenzy Flag... will return sooooooon:)" <3 <3

by BreakfastBaker.119 June 20, 2010

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Propper Belgum Breakfast

The action of cracking one raw egg into a womans cooter and then engaging in sexual intercourse.

I gave that cheerleader a propper belgum breakfast.

by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010

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Eleventh-Hour Breakfast

An Eleventh-Hour Breakfast is a breakfest meal that consists of an apple, a container of yoghurt, four pieces of bacon, a can of baked beans, a slice of buttered bread, and fish fingers and custard.

I just had the best eleventh-hour breakfast!

by NeverEatPears December 28, 2019

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