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beerbelly summer 

the bros version of hot girl summer where the guys only party and drink.
Brad: yo bro are you ready for beerbelly summer?
Ayden: yea man pass me the brewski!

sufjan summer 

Sad girl summer. Romanticising doing everything by yourself and catching summer vibes while being completely lonely.
She has went through a breakup, she’s probably gonna have a sufjan summer this year.

It's summer in Arizona

Saying it's fucking hot out. Arizona's temperatures during the summer get really hot out and usually hang in the 100s (Fahrenheit) or 40s (Celsius).
Person 1: It's summer in Arizona!
Person 2: True. You can't do anything at all!

5 Seconds of Summer

A shitty boyband. They themselves aren't bad, but it is their unbearable fangirls who will deny to the grave that 5 seconds of summer is a boyband. The main argument is that they play their own instruments so that disqualifies them from boyband status, which of course is false. Also more annoying is the imaginary link that has been made with this boyband, and real punk rock bands. They and their fanbase like to wear classic punk rock t-shirts, although most of them have no fucking idea what they are wearing.
Fangirl: "I love 5 Seconds of Summer!!!"
Me: "Do you also love The Misfits, since you are wearing the Crimson Ghost?"
Fangirl: "Isn't The Misfits a clothing brand?"
Me: "Please take off that shirt and proceed to set yourself on fire."
5 Seconds of Summer by Leroy Sid December 22, 2014

Swab Summer 

1. A lack of common sense

2. A highly effective and cost efficient birth controlling deodorant

3. less than 02 minute bowel movements lasting for a duration of 7 weeks

4. A 7 week period when all males only ejaculate on the day the lord made.

5. A time when all thats smoked are teenage kids
Bro, that was a pretty rough swab summer, It took me about 7 months to even get a female to stay within a football field of me the smell was so bad.
Swab Summer by JGGunz August 18, 2011

Facebook Summer "One-upping" 

The period of time right after school gets out, and into the greater part of summer, when people on Facebook must one-up everyone's posts to try to show that they're having a better summer than everyone else.
Person 1's Post: Had a fun time last night, I love summer.

Person 2's Post: Last night was INSANE, this summer's gonna be awesome!

Person 3's Post: Yesterday could NOT have been any better! And today will be just as awesome! My summer is gonna be soooo badass!!

Person 1's Post: Wow it's like a Facebook summer "one-upping" convention.