no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

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Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet

This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.

by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019

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SKEET

when training for the the Regatta…: and…. SKEEEEET!

Ok ok… everyone get on the rug…. And…. SKEEEETTTTT
GET YOUR CANOE OUT GIRL…. And Skeeeeet
CSC&M …,, SKEET

by M1k3ylee23 May 21, 2022

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Graveyard Skeet

A skeet session consisting of Julie's mother as the target. Usually performed after dusk.

Yo dude, lets hit up Julie's mother for a graveyard skeet.

by Bobs son November 4, 2008

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The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022

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