middle school relationship

a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe

Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.

by mikutoaster July 4, 2022

Karolina and Jeffrey Relationship💝

When these 2 wonderful peiple date there will be a lot of affection and gestures but not lots of communication. The"Karolina" in this relationship will often hide from jeffrey and will break his heart for a unnecessary reason.The "Jeffrey" will do anything to hug or kiss the Karo even pay somebody but this may lead to breakups. Besides the lack of communication this a wonderful couple but may need a little therapy or advice from Jeffrey's brother and Karolina's boy bsf

Someone:I hate being single
Other person:Get in a Karolina and Jeffrey Relationship💝

by That one couples therapist October 30, 2019

Relationship Jester

A guy who sees a sad girl who is potentially sad because of a past relationship. The relationship jester (jester meaning someone who makes royalty happy usually with jokes) tries to cheer the girl up with the intention of starting a relationship with the girl. Instead of the girl dating the guy who cheered her up, she goes off and dates another guy who had no intention of cheering her up.

I'm sick of being a relationship jester; every girl I try to date always gets with another man.

by Buquifious August 14, 2018

Relationship

That means girl is related to the boy and boy to girl, they're kissing, hugging... It's Love relationship, but there is even friends relationship.

"Sorry I'm already in relationship with him"
"I have BFF and we are un friends relationship"

by Reddiegang December 1, 2017

Relationship Brainwashing

Oh yeah? Wow free relationship brainwashing that's great.

Hym "Wow so your just goingnto come right out the gate with 'JUST TAKE THE RELATIONSHIP BABY DICK!' thaaaaats... Fantastic? Yeah that's some crazy relationship brainwashing shit. I'm not with that shit dawg... "

by Hym Iam June 23, 2023

Warm-hearted Relationship

When two people have a warm-hearted relationship to others, they have a very friendly, or sociable relationship to other; sociability

They share a true warm-hearted relationship.

by Johnnymyman96 December 31, 2021

TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome

TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.

Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."

Them: "What's TURDS?"

Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"

by megaleach February 28, 2025