Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.

The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.

by il Alpha March 10, 2025

Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

parasocial relationship

A one-sided emotional attachment that a content consumer develops towards a creator or influencer, often facilitated by the creator's efforts to appear relatable and authentic.

She felt like she really knew him, even though it was just a parasocial relationship—those vlogs made it seem like they were best friends!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

relationship

something that doesn't last very long and normally found as "dating"

These two nibbas gon be in a two day relationship.

by FaZe_Kneegar February 1, 2019

Jetamous relationship

A relationship Where you are dating multiple people in a closed monogamous relationship with each person in a system

I am in a jetamous relationship With (Person and persons in the system )

by Breaddedfed May 2, 2024

Relationship Condom

A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being

Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.

by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021

choppy relationship

A Person that comes and goes. Inconsistent; sometimes their attitude is sweet/calm, other times moody and erratic like the ocean, behavior comes in waves.

One day he loved me, the next day he hated me, this made for a choppy relationship.

by Swisscheesenbagles July 19, 2020