Frumpy poo

The face your kid makes when they don't get their way.

Don't be looking at me with that frumpy poo.

by Losinc July 4, 2016

stinky poo

u have a free pass to poop on your neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))

Hey I gonna poo on you
Why?
Its stinky poo day

by Angelinja poo November 1, 2019

poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.

Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."

by rufusclay November 7, 2013

snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.

I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.

by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010

blossom poo

A MASSIVE POO EXPLISION

P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it

by HwDangerouswomen August 24, 2017

Poo-splash

The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.

Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.

by Wobbe January 20, 2009

Nancy Poo

(V.) When you fuck someone in the ass and they shit themselves later.

This girl passed out and then Nancy Pooed on my foot.

by Heybuddyguyfriend February 10, 2018