Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021

couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage

at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper

by stripper chick February 20, 2010

got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.

Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)

by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

Couching

Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time

I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?

by MGJHM March 20, 2017

couch dolphin

A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.

After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!

by effdot July 26, 2024