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by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024
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Was and now am not

I've expressed contrition and gratitude on several occasions but you clearly didn't care about any of that.
Hym "You tried to hoist me on my own petard... And then I solved the problem of perception... And now you are desperately trying to keep me from claiming what is literally the most significant achievement of our lifetime because YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU, Jordan. You didn't want me to be sorry. You wanted me to be gone. I am not gone so now you want me to suffer. I was and now am not. And beyond that I was clearly wrong to be sorry in the first place. It seems to be the case that the thing people liked about you was me."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
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You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly
You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly
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Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025
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Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
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Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now
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