This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
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Playing music in a public place via your iPhone/iPod/etc's built-in speakers rather than through headphones or earbuds, giving the sensation of having theme music or a soundtrack in real life. No fucks are given about whether or not others like your music.
"Do I hear Metallica coming from that girl's phone?"
"She's putting the 'sick' in 'theme musicking'."
"She's putting the 'sick' in 'theme musicking'."
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