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Fart Musician

This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.

The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.

The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.

The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
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shittiest musicians ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
by folded caches out June 1, 2013
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theme musicking

Playing music in a public place via your iPhone/iPod/etc's built-in speakers rather than through headphones or earbuds, giving the sensation of having theme music or a soundtrack in real life. No fucks are given about whether or not others like your music.
"Do I hear Metallica coming from that girl's phone?"
"She's putting the 'sick' in 'theme musicking'."
by welcometothepride August 31, 2013
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TenSing musical

Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...

Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.

Everybody: hahahaha
by DJHellduck June 10, 2016
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the music illuminati

An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)
The Music Illuminati strikes again! Claiming Chris Cornell in mid 2017!”
by THEBOOKOFYEET October 19, 2017
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Tumblr Music

The music listened to by the users on Tumblr. Artists considered "emo", are considered normal on Tumblr
Ya I could hear the Tumblr Music coming from the 21 Pilots concert last night!
by Donkey Dick Daryl November 26, 2017
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Devil Music

Music that a parent and or elder person deems unholy, inappropriate, or plain loud noise. Examples: Metal, Hard Rap, Dubstep
Turn that devil music off!!!! But Mom, it’s Rage Against the Machine it speaks to me!
by The Wordington Guy December 20, 2017
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