Chocolate moon

When you moon someone and get a bout of explosive dioria

"Hey look its a convertable, give him a chocolate moon."

by Datoneboi December 5, 2016

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Moon Rock

A term used to describe a very rare (almost impossible to find) and hard to get item

Some museum guy giving a tour: "Here we have a moon rock of a book. This is one of the oldest known copies of the Iliad dated back to 600 B.C."

*Tourists nut themselves*

by letsdothisbois April 21, 2019

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Misty moon

The act of one putting their bare ass inches from someone's face , farting and most importantly spraying a brown fecal mist.

Ex 1. Before I called her a cab this morning. I drank a big glass of expired milk , then gave that broad a misty moon.

Ex 2. I got that fool good. I misty mooned his ass when he was sleeping

by Cheesy placenta February 4, 2020

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Moon shoes

You can buy a pair of moon shoes at your local shoe store for a good price. The purpose of this product is to "bounce all over your girl."

Dude 1 - I just bounced all over my girl with my new moon shoes

Dude 2 - Nice, now I have to get my new moon shoes

by Ilovemoonshoes123098 December 16, 2013

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Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moon fish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.

by RogueN December 4, 2011

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