Main character

Clearly me real life just feels like a show and I’m the main character and there has been proof like ppl arguing over who’s role someone is (which is background) sentence below 👇

Sentence 1
Josiah: she’s a background character

Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)

Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters

by JDMF January 12, 2024

kata main

A person with a refined taste in women and someone who possesses extreme skill and talent, they often tend to choose the battle academia kata skin or battle queen kata skin cuz they the best, and they tend to stay calm during games. Without relying on their jg, they usually struggle in mid lane because almost everyone in the game counters them but they still manage to play well and end up receiving no credit even though they get dragged down by their team.

goddamn did u just see that play, i'm such a kata main

by KATAxRIVENxORIxLUX December 9, 2020

Jungle Main

Someone that pretends to play jungle, but he doesn't.

Wasn't Marto a jungle main in League of Legends?
Yes, but now he only plays Jhin.

by chupqmaikati9 January 25, 2021

Maine Lobster Roll

You begin by repetitively inserting your penis into the woman’s anal cavity until the “pink sock” releases and comes out. You then finish on it for the “mayo” of the lobster roll. You complete the lobster roll by opening your mouth as if it’s the bun, and putting the cum topped pink sock in your mouth.

Dude… I heard Nate pulled off a Maine Lobster Roll with his girlfriend!

by xmsmuh15 May 25, 2022

Bursting a Water Main

When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.

"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"

by waverboy February 10, 2018

Drain the main brain

Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.

Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”

by lonely_cowboy69 April 5, 2023

wanna get ur main bitch taken

when someone’s being annoying you say “wanna get ur main bitch taken?”

bro 1: man fuck you

bro 2: you wanna get ur main bitch taken?
bro 1: *silent*

by yupcup July 17, 2022