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A liberal is someone who is unable to be normal. They are all ways complaining about Trump and are affended by everything. A liberal is always one sided and never can see the other side. If you encounter one in person, be careful or you could get cancelled.
That liberal over there is really annoying.
by YourMomAMilf June 28, 2022
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Liberal

Liberalism is a mental disorder that makes people think that everyone who doesn’t agree with them is a racist, sexist, homophobic bigot. They often get degrees in Gender Studies and then later on they blame everyone other than themselves for not being able to pay off their student loan debt.
“Hi, I’m a liberal and you are racist and sexist and there are totally 234 different genders. I should know because I majored in gender studies.”
by Captain Shitnipps July 3, 2022
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Liberal

you. you are a liberal.
"hey you liberal!"
by AugustTheHornyInventor March 1, 2022
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Liberal Totalitarianism

The paradox of a system that enforces a specific, expansive vision of individual rights and procedural tolerance with such ideological rigidity that it becomes illiberal and coercive. It demands not just tolerance, but active celebration and ideological conformity on a range of social issues, punishing deviation from its progressive orthodoxy through social shaming, deplatforming, and professional cancellation. The "freedom" it offers is the freedom to agree; dissent is pathologized as a form of mental or moral sickness.
Example: "The university's Liberal Totalitarianism was clear: you were free to hold any opinion, as long as it aligned with the officially sanctioned social justice framework. A professor questioning a particular aspect of gender theory was not debated; he was reported to the DEI office for 'creating a harmful climate.' The tyranny wasn't in banning books, but in making certain thoughts professionally and socially suicidal to voice."
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
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Liberal Orwellianism

The manipulation of language and information within liberal societies to control political discourse. It involves redefining words ("freedom," "violence," "safety"), using bureaucratic euphemisms to obscure unpleasant realities, and constructing media narratives that frame complex issues in simplistic, morally binary terms to enforce ideological conformity. The goal is to control the conceptual framework through which events are understood, making dissenting viewpoints literally unspeakable.
*Example: "The Liberal Orwellianism was in the press release: 'The department engaged in a diversity-enhanced restructuring.' Translation: they fired the old white guys. 'The protest was mostly peaceful.' Translation: 95% stood around while 5% burned a police station. The language wasn't describing reality; it was manufacturing a politically useful simulation of it, making honest debate impossible."*
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
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An institution rooted in a radical critique of classical liberalism—the ideology prioritizing individual rights, private property, and limited government. It argues that liberalism's core tenets inherently produce victims by sanctifying inequality (through property rights), enabling exploitation under the guise of free contract, and dissolving communal bonds in favor of atomized individualism. It memorializes those sacrificed to the abstract gods of the market and negative liberty.
Victims of Liberalism Memorial Foundation *Example: An exhibit might trace the life of a 19th-century English peasant forced off communal land by Enclosure Acts (a liberal property-rights project), who then became a destitute urban factory worker with no social safety net ("liberated" from traditional supports), framing them as a classic Victim of Liberalism.*
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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