Jordan!

Interjection - originally specific to sports, it has become a general term to describe success or happiness originally popularized by Marv Albert in sportscasting during the 90s.

As a basketball player makes the basket
Marv Albert - JORDAN!

Person 1 - I got the bands tickets
Person 2 - JORDAN!

by Liquid force October 21, 2009

Jordan

to skip school on days of tests or quizzes; to fake being sick to get out of class

The girl pulled a jordan on the day of the physics test

by ally :P:P:P December 1, 2009

Jordan

Jordan is another word referring to a gopher, as Jordans tend to be incredibly annoying and immature.

The teacher called the kid in the back row "Jordan," even though his name was "Herbert," due to his annoying nature.

a) Man that kid is bugging me.
b) Must be a Jordan.

by bliggity_blah April 13, 2007

jordan

a small, animal like, person who wont shut up :)

person 1: LALALALLALALALALALA !

person 2: SHUTUP STOP BEING A JORDAN !

person 1: okay sorry :$

by jordanisaloudanimal October 12, 2011

jordan greene

a girl who wear a waay to big bra, follows around older people like a little puppy dog, good cheerleader but not good enough to make varsity which was a mistake, talks crap about their friends and is really two faced. also obsessed with their ex boyfriends.

that girl is following her around like a jordan greene.

by lalaalaaaaa June 29, 2011

Jordan

Very whorish and overweight.
Likes to snitch on people.
Starts A LOT of drama.
Takes advantage of guys when their under the influence of something, then brag about it afterwards.
Even though they ignore her when she blows up their phone.

Jim: Eww, man, look at that girl over there
Tim: She must be a Jordan.

by Jenny123 May 21, 2008

michael jordan

Referred to a marijuana, giving that both of them in fact have the same initials when broken down (MJ)Michael Jordan, and (MJ) Mary Jane. Both also being the greatest all time. Michael becoming the greatest basketball player of all time, and Mary for being the greatest drug of all time

Ay let's all go get high and chill with Michael Jordan!

by K-Tweezy July 31, 2006