Super Straight

A sexuality made up online by conservatives, claiming they refuse to date a transgender person.

My dad claims “super straight” is a real thing, but he just hates trans people for some reason.

by i question life daily May 27, 2022

super straight

a sexuality where people have shrimpy cocks

PERSON 1: "He is super straight 🙄"
PERSON 2: "Is it small too🍤?"

by heymamasakamilfs April 4, 2021

straight jeacket

A straight jacket made entirely of denim

Woah look at that guys straight jeacket

by Garfieldslasagna February 28, 2020

straight makeup

MAKEUP DONE COMPLETELY FLAWLESS AND IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE YOU FIX IT INSTANTLY

WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG WHEN DOING YOUR MAKEUP??
BECUASE I LIKE TO DO STRAIGHT MAKEUP

by ROCK N ROLL WITH ZIGGY February 27, 2022

Straight Piped

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.

Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.

by Kren Markland July 18, 2021

straight bullsheeeet

the opposite of straight shooter. one who thinks they can bullsheeeet their way out of things

Yo that mf is straight bullsheeeet!

by BumStatusYo December 5, 2018

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020