internet 

A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void

Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!

internet by BigD December 8, 2002

internet 

magic place in virtuality where we can meet outside the boundaries of normal life.

internet by Anonymous May 29, 2003

special interest

A "special interest" is one I do not share. One I do share is "the public good".

Labor is a special interest; breaks for manufacturers like me are the public good. We create wealth - at least for ourselves.

special interest by Leslie Doppler August 16, 2008

Internet 

What was, is and shall ever be. And probably something else too.

I saw it on the internet

Internet by 4657745567 December 10, 2006

internet says hello 

When little kids learn "grown up" words/customs, thanks to the INTERNET.
A way to explain how the kid knows to another baffled elder.

Little Timmy: I know what masturbation is!
John: Dude, how does your 7 year old brother know this?!
Bob: Yeah, internet says hello.

internet says hello by Tsunami Chris August 7, 2007

interneteresting 

Something interesting from the internet

that site is very interneteresting

interneteresting by GLightnin7 October 8, 2008

Internet trash 

When you rather have the internet than your friends. You have a Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Wattpad, and even MySpace account! You get a billion notifications because of subscription box or because you need to do something! You read, watch videos, blog, play games, chat, email, listen to music and ignore all outside life like most people that are reading are! lol! It's okay because most people are internet trash!

"Omg!! Aren't we all internet trash?!"

Internet trash by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016