describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.
My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."
by nothing here, don't look at me March 5, 2024
Get the Couch-potatous mug.When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
by Staichen March 30, 2024
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Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
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someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
you're couch
by samalo August 30, 2022
Get the couch mug.When you are in a state that requires you to sleep on the couch it can be for a night a week or months. Couch arrest can happen in a relationship when the other people don't want you in the bed or it can be with roommates who don't have a bed to sleep in and you got to sleep on the couch it can either suck badly or be really cool depending on the situation
by Swaggy Jeff September 12, 2022
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