by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024

The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
by #s r = 2 letters November 6, 2019

by LamaDerMilfHunter April 6, 2021

An international holiday that takes place all across the world on March 2nd every year. A time where when asked to do so, a special someone or friend is required to send a booty pic to whoever requests it as long as they were friends before the day started.
Boy 1: Hell yeah I got a booty pic!
Boy 2: Congrats man! I’m still waiting on mine.
Boy 1: Don’t worry man it’s International Booty Pic Day! I’m sure they’ll pull through.
Boy 2: Congrats man! I’m still waiting on mine.
Boy 1: Don’t worry man it’s International Booty Pic Day! I’m sure they’ll pull through.
by hurt as fuck March 2, 2021

When your new coworker is so incompetent, the only thing their good for is jerking someone off and wiping their asses.
“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”
“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”
by fearjerr March 8, 2024

The worldwide holiday Celebrated on November 22nd for ingesting milk so spoiled you have to chew it like room temperature tofu
Grab your pints and bottoms up because its international steez day, drink up you fucking dreadhead slut
by IssaMysteryy November 22, 2021

Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.
by Lolxdaveryxdxd October 24, 2020
