nacho helmet

A batting helmet with no ear protection. Reggie Jackson and John Olerud are famous purveyors of this helmet.

Got to love Reggie’s nacho helmet and dark glasses at the plate.

by Craig M99 August 3, 2023

nacho helmet

A baseball helmet without ear protection. It was reverse-named as such because restaurants would have promotions serving nachos in toy baseball helmets that looked similar. Reggie Jackson is a famous purveyor of this lid.

Reggie looks great in his nacho helmet and dark glasses.

by Craig M99 August 3, 2023

plz help me im about to die in the hole

no definition cuz its random

plz help me im about to die in the hole is a cry for help

by woodballz May 17, 2023

hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.

Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short

by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023

Blue Helmet

UN Peacekeeper

I heard blue helmets were deployed to eritrea last week.

by unterwegs February 20, 2024

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024

homie helper

Someone who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse with a friend in order to help that friend end a long period without intercourse.

Friend 1: “Man, I’m in a serious slump right now. I haven’t gotten laid in almost two years.”
Friend 2: “Call up Jessica, she’s a homie helper. She’s helped a bunch of guys end their dry spells.”

by Fratlock Holmes May 31, 2024