greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins

Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins

by Anusley February 19, 2017

grease my corndog

When someone covers their partners dick in grease to use as lube

We went to the county fair in Kansas and after I let my girl grease my corndog

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

greasy pubes

when one does not wash their curly haired pubes for more than 8 weeks

barney: ew did you see dominica yesterday
Sam: YEA her pubes where greasy ass fuck bruv
barney: ew dam she had greasy pubes

by suck me greasy ass pubes babey June 16, 2017

greasy grinder

A sexual action in where the male eats a strip of bacon from the vagina, then proceeds to use the grease as lube.

Man 1: "Aye man what kind of shit were you up to yesterday, it was so loud i couldn't sleep."
Man 2: "Lauren let me do a greasy grinder on her."

by rogueshogun June 28, 2017

Greasy Damian

The after act, in which you have just finished Fisting an asshole into prolapse, then spitting salt directly into the anus.

Royce, received a Greasy Damian last night after the night out with the boys

by LordOfDecks July 22, 2017

Greasy dolphin

The act of entering the vagina by sliding from a distance away then flopping around

Hey dude I just gave my girlfriend a greasy dolphin

by Pororo_117 July 27, 2017

gets that parkour

It's what Rick /Rick and Morty said

AND THATS THE WAY THENEWSMGOES

Bnxjdiek gets that parkour

by We ck October 9, 2017