National Grab Dick Month

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!

Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?

by mishter August 29, 2021

National grab ass day

On June 12th is national grab ass day, so squeeze them cheeks

Boy: *grabs girls ass*

Girl: WTF!!!

Boy: it’s national grab ass day

Girl: *slaps boy*
Boy: I’m still gonna squeeze them cheeks

by KittyLicker763 June 12, 2019

National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like

Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day

by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019

the grab and slide

when a boy grabs his gf hand and shoves it down his pants

his gf broke up with him because he did the grab and slide

mason parot

by sfibbv November 23, 2015

Grab ass week

September 24-31 is national grab ass week

Yo shiniqua its national grab ass week

by Gary Winthrop v2 September 18, 2019

Grab dick december

Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts

Oh lord not grab dick December better stuff my pants and protect my pp

by Nattttttaaaa November 2, 2020

Grab a Fuck Out of the Fridge

When you go over to your bitch's house so she can suck you off but you gotta grab a beer first.

*knocks on door*
Bitch: Who is it?
Boi: Yo, ho, it's me. Lemme grab a fuck out of the fridge real quick.

by Meme Man 09 October 15, 2017