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Facebook Knowledge

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.
hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.
by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010
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Facebook Hickey

When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually girlfriend) constantly tags their partner in facebook posts, and writes "I love you!" and "Can't wait to see you tonight!", etc. on their wall. It is done as a show of territory, usually in a new or troubled relationship.
"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."

"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"
by nunya0129 July 13, 2012
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Facebook Shiva

Changing your Facebook profile picture to that of a loved one who recently died.
I found out my high school choir director had died when I saw my friends were sitting Facebook Shiva for him.
by SFA2ai September 28, 2011
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Facebook band

A band that has made a facebook page and discusses picture opportunities and makes t-shirts...but hasn't actually written any music, performed anywhere or had any band practices.
Wow..that band page has a lot of likes..wait, have they even written any music? What a facebook band!
by AndAllThatTaz October 29, 2011
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facebook dieting

spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end

it's effective!
Guess what?? I weigh like two lbs now! Woah, what are you doing? Oh, just facebook dieting!
by jewboyguido August 2, 2010
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Facebook Lie

A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .
Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !

Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow

NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
by lucylionb February 7, 2012
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Facebook Chess

The strategic game of unfriending people on Facebook. The pawns are the first to go...people who will never notice or give little resistance. After that you have to carefully plan your next step on who you will delete. Family members and crazy friends are much harder to delete and require a few steps ahead of planning.
I had a game of Facebook Chess the other night. I deleted all those people I added when I was in rehab that I will never see again, however, I plan on deleting my mother-in-law from facebook, this might take a few sacrifices.
by A Sav February 25, 2011
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