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Evan

A horny person with no life. A loner who needs help with everything.
Omg look?!? Its someone super horny! Evan? Evan!
by Evan Hua November 21, 2021
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Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
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Evan

smells nice
is a weeb
can be very gay
Evan told me likes to tickle Leon's balls
by _Random_Girl_ February 27, 2022
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Evan

Evan is a dick head
by NigerianBasketWeaver January 31, 2020
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Evan (bugg)

Evan is a crackhead:) He’s full of energy and easy to get along with from the start.Once you meet Evan you’ll never want to talk to anyone again but him. He always shows compassion, love, and respect to the people he cares about. If your not friends… with Evan what are you doing??? Evan’s one of those boys that are 90’s fine. Like real handsome and rare, he just catches your attention from the moment he walks in the room… he’s hella smart and far from shy, he’s the exact opposite. He uses lots of eye contact when your talking to him, and he smiles a lot, it’s super easy to fold, and he makes you feel like your in a dream when talking to him. When you hug someone like Evan you’ll feel small, safe, secure and in your own world like no one else is around but just you two. When people call him a crackhead believe it! He will literally argue with anyone about any topic, especially football. Evan is a real big football fan. And he stand on BIDNESS. He’s the type of guy that makes a girl feel like they don’t have to have their guard up all the time. If he notices somethings wrong, he’ll fix it. Need to talk? Talk to Evan. He articulates things well, he’s God fearing and never makes you feel judged. ALWAYS feel comfortable around him. And make sure you treat him the same. Otherwise he’ll cut you off and act like you don’t exist. My advice is, if you meet an Evan keep him, he’s definitely the boy of your dreams. And be patient and take care of him like he will do for you.
by Chrisean rock November 21, 2023
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Pulling an evan

when someone ghosts you for more than a day
he/she haven’t texted me back

yea he’s pulling an evan
by jeff15555 September 11, 2020
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evan

a kid who likes to play roblox weight lifting simulator 3
evan played roblox the whole class
by roy 2005mg April 1, 2020
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