Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times

evan is a cunt

by canceledbestay November 30, 2023

evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Evan Rachel Wood

A literal angel.

I love this woman.

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.

by Spanky McQueefbottom April 10, 2023

Evan

A gay lil baw

look at evan and his skittle personality

by Skittlepop3000 April 14, 2023

Evan Gonzal

evan gonzal is a very stupid idiot he is not very smart and is very short as well

you are such an evan gonzal

by Puddle_Z April 15, 2023

Evan

Finest fucker out there and has a huge cock and loves women

i love evan

by imhimoo4 April 19, 2023

Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.

my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan

by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022