Edward

An Edward will appear in your life when you least expect it. They may feel uncomfortable to be around but that is because they are shy. Edwards have a beautiful smile and warming eyes...The more you get to know them, the more caring they will become. Edward’s are very similar to Johnny’s.

Edward is different, I love that!
Edward seems shy.

by Mini_Depp1122 September 16, 2020

Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas

How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.

by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022

Eddd (Edward)

is loyal, smart, assertive, independent and someone you can always count on to be there for you. He is handsome with a smile that lights up the room and could make you laugh instantly someone like you’ve never met before. He isn’t a follower and will make his own path with his own creativity. One would say he is a real trap god, the definition of a go getter/hustler. Always fashionable when he steps out. But with all these attribute above all he remains humble and is always helping those around him succeed as much as himself.

Eddd (Edward) is a teddy bear underneath his tough exterior

by 23Island November 27, 2021

Misty Edwards Type Nigga

A type of woman who claims to pursue God even to the point of poverty...gasps at double homicide memes and when she sick of being po, hooks wit a ugly guy talkin bout God provide...please bitch thats hypergamy.

My sister and our friends were watching the double homicide meme. My friends and I were laughing hysterically at this and this Misty Edwards Type Nigga does nuthin but gasps cuz abortion. If you dont get out of here with yo self righteous ass.

by Why cant I use the word drugs October 3, 2023

Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.

Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!

by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023

Edward

Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese

.Omg that Edward is such a paki cunt
.that ukkers sket reminds me of an Edward

by Alfie unad May 10, 2020