When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery
Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
by Upholstery Demon March 25, 2019

by tealfierce January 11, 2024

Sorry guys was goin to offer you a ride but Leah gave me the Demon nudge. And said " make them walk they need the exercise" .
by Groundhogg June 4, 2017

by Tinman1987 July 17, 2017

Similar to poking people over Facebook™, Demon Pokes are when someone with a penis wants to gain someone's attention so they unzip their pants and get the other person's attention by poking them with their penis.
Lawrence Demon Poked Vanessa at the orphanage earlier today, I guess he really didn't want that kid.
by RonaldMcFondled April 27, 2021

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Payton Duchaj
by creamyymilkk February 3, 2025
