National favorite Person Day

The day where you celebrate you and your favorite persons relationship is July 14

Happy national favorite person day!

by Kayla pooh July 11, 2021

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

The Reinstated Preferred name for Mormons as of October 2018.

Person 1: Hey... You're a Mormon!
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

by FungusHughMungus October 29, 2018

Pog Day

April 19 is the most poggers day of the year and you can celebrate it by screaming poggers out of you window at precisely 2:24 am

Neighbor: why are you yelling poggers?
Me: Cuz it's national pog day ma'am

Neighbor: Oh, well happy pog day sir

by Bigpoggiesmoment April 18, 2021

National Poggers Day

National Poggers Day is on April 17th, celebrating all of the poggers champions. Every person is required to pog at least once on this day.

Happy National Poggers day dude. poggers!!!

by M.Ink April 15, 2020

National sexual assault day

just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.

predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.

person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.

by yourdearworldteaching March 27, 2021

national give a girl your hoodie day

give a girl your hoodie this october 22

thanks for the hoodie on this national give a girl your hoodie day

by .....kiki October 18, 2019

a day to remember

a killer band that mixes metalcore with post-hardcore and pop punk to make the best damn music ever. you'd better check them out or you'll regret it.

the plot to bomb the panhandle is a day to remember's fuckin best song

by the guy you ran over April 22, 2008