ganking your chain

A phrase to describe scratching under or around a mans own testicles and immediately smelling his own hand.

Ganking your chain can be any process by which one smells the potent odor surrounding their balls, but the hand mechanism is a common connotation.

An example of ganking your chain: I was ganking my own chain after my workout and I had some serious Mexican stinky balls going on. I ganked my chain after my shower and my gouch was pristine.

by chainganker123 July 15, 2011

texas chainsaw

When a man tries to saw his penis into your poon

Man Jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night

by Jbroiz December 29, 2013

Chainsaw man

rated or valued too highly.

"We got CM'ed again buy the new season of anime."
"Yeah all those shows were overrated AF."

"I can't believe that everyone treated chainsaw man as the second coming of Jesus. it wasn't bad just not that good"

by IHateEverythingAndEvery1 December 28, 2022

rattles your chains

an expression used in relation to "floats your boat"

kitey (11:54:32 PM): yes amazing
kitey (11:54:33 PM): no me
kitey (11:54:35 PM): not you!
tdavenport(11:54:36 PM): o
tdavenport(11:54:40 PM): idk bout tht
tdavenport (11:54:51 PM): whatever rattles your chains

by tdavenport001 February 18, 2009

Chainman

a ravaging psycotic beast of a man that carries on his person 120ft of chains weighing out at 80lbs usually bald or short haired showing signs of sleep deprivation, tends to smoke alot and drink liquor in excessive ammounts

Hey! looks its Chainman!

by Matthew 'fairyboy' Smith October 10, 2006

yank my chain

To jerk off

Last night it felt so good to finally yank my chain

by Dillhole17 January 11, 2014

spit chain

A spit chain develops during oral sex on a man. When the person performing the act pauses to take her salivating mouth off of the penis and a line of spit connects from her throat to the tip of the penis.

Fuckin-a dude, I deep throated you so hard that I formed a long-ass spit chain.

by Fingerblaster69 March 30, 2012