took the bus together

To have dirty anal sex with a slut and double dip into her pussy.

Alex: Yo, Monique and I took the bus together this morning.
Bruce: That's nasty, bro. Ya'll can get willy infections like that.
Alex: Her pussy stinks anyway, bro.

by daddydeep September 24, 2016

Punch a bus driver

A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver

When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"

by Tom-Dickery-Kickery October 9, 2016

Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus

Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?

by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017

Magic School Bus

After 23 years Arnold still thinks he might be going on a normal field trip

Please let this be a normal field trip
FUCK YOU ARNOLD
Do Do the Magic School Bus

by Horny8YearOldRobloxian12345678 June 8, 2018

driving the tuna bus

the act of performing oral sex on a woman;

Buses have large steering wheels that cause the driver to hold their arms outstretched and somewhat wide apart. This position is similar to the way you hold your arms when bending a woman's legs back to go down on her. Performing oral sex in this position is like driving a bus... the tuna bus.

My room mate walked in on me an my date when I was driving the tuna bus. She was so embarrassed.

by busy monster December 30, 2018

Tijuana tour bus

Having sex with a girl using all of her holes, starting in the vagina, moving to anal, and finishing with oral and likely ending with hepatitis A.

Me and Joey pulled the Tijuana tour bus and that hoe. Tijuanatourbus is my favorite way to take a load

by Clownfromptown December 30, 2018

King of the Bus

The middle seat at the back of a city style Bus as it is like a throne that watches over the domain of the other passengers. The term was created by The Tim Tracker in his Disney World series of vlogs.

I'm the King of the Bus on the way to EPCOT Center!

by TheGoodWario February 11, 2019